Time not confirmed200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatUSD 500
La OndaConciergeThe local in your pocket
Do Mexico like you live here. Starting the day you land.
Ondees is the AI that lives in the Riviera Maya, not on the internet. He knows tonight’s best party, today’s clearest beach and what a taxi should really cost, and he messages you on WhatsApp before you ask.
120,000+local updates about what’s happening here.Google can’t see them. ChatGPT can’t either. Ondees can.
● LIVE NOW INCancúnHotel ZoneCosta MujeresIsla MujeresHolboxPuerto MorelosPlaya del CarmenPlayacarCozumelPuerto AventurasXpu-HaAkumalChemuyilTankahTulumSian Ka’anCobáBacalarMahahualXcalakChetumal● LIVE NOW INCancúnHotel ZoneCosta MujeresIsla MujeresHolboxPuerto MorelosPlaya del CarmenPlayacarCozumelPuerto AventurasXpu-HaAkumalChemuyilTankahTulumSian Ka’anCobáBacalarMahahualXcalakChetumal
Beach report · Riviera MayaLive
Paradise BeachTulumClear
Akumal BayAkumalLow
Mamitas BeachPlaya del CarmenSkip today
Ondees AInowBacalar tomorrow? The lagoon is like glass before 9 AM, and the kayaks are out at sunrise.
Sat · 9 PMFull Moon PartyTulum
7:30
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YesterdayToday
Sargassum-free
Best tacos near the beach, not touristy?9:12 PM ✓✓
The taco stand locals love, Tulum. Line starts at 7 AM. Go before 11.9:12 PM
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Sargassum-freeGood morning, Sarah.Best beach: Paradise Beach, Tulum.Tonight: Full Moon Party, 9 PM.7:30
BeachTonightRain plan
Tonight7:41 ✓✓
Two more: salsa downtown at 8:30, or sunset jazz on the pier.7:41
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♥Saved to your tripFull Moon Party · Sat
Fri · 9 PMYour ticket
Bioluminescence night swimHolboxFEW LEFT

Free tonightLive trova in the plazaBacalar
Pickup game · SatBasketball with localsLa Veleta · 5 PM
FREE
What Ondees sends you

Sold out last week.Members heard first
Last Sat · TulumSecret jungle supper clubSOLD OUT
Last Fri · BacalarFull-moon kayakSOLD OUT
Last Sun · Playa del CarmenRooftop mezcal tastingSOLD OUT
Which one are you?
vs
Been to Mexico? The resort doesn’t count.
Pick the one that’s you ↓

vs✕ Without OndeesSeven days. One pool. Same buffet.
✓ With Ondees
A story the pool can’t give you.

Skip the pool till noon. Locals swim in a cenote near Akumal before the tour buses. Go at 9.
This week on La Onda
A whole week in your pocket.
Not tours. The things locals actually do, all week, from Cancún to Bacalar. Ondees picks the ones in your town that fit you, and sends them before they fill up.
I’m here and I want…
all of it
The whole Riviera MayaWed, Oct 14 – Tue, Oct 20FreeTickets on La Onda
Town
Showingall of it
TomorrowThu Oct 15
Time not confirmed200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-Retreat · TulumUSD 500
Time not confirmedAqua Fitness Group Class at Hotel Caribbean ParadiseHotel Caribbean Paradise · Playa del CarmenMXN 1,199–1,299
WedOct 14
Time not confirmedUSD 500
200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-RetreatTulum
15:30
19:00MXN 380–1,200
Theoretical Reflections: Between Gargoyles, Witches, and Humans in Playa del CarmenHomie LudensPlaya del Carmen
19:00
Primal Kettlebell Program at Plaza Las Perlas - Build Strength TogetherPlaza Las PerlasPlaya del Carmen
19:30–20:30
20:00–21:00
20:00–23:30MXN 100
ThuOct 15
Time not confirmedUSD 500
200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-RetreatTulum
Time not confirmedMXN 1,199–1,299
Time not confirmed
Salsa and Bachata Classes at Mercado de la DiezMercado Playa del Carmen "De la Diez"Playa del Carmen
08:00MXN 150–500
10:00MXN 300
Mamá Me Canta at Semillas de Sol Farm School – Fun for Moms and BabiesSemillas de Sol Farm SchoolPlaya del Carmen
10:00–14:00
Celebración de las Mujeres Rurales at Museo Regional de la Costa OrientalMuseo Regional de la Costa OrientalTulum
11:00–12:30
11:11
Conversatorios at Somos Ávalon: Transformative Community TalksSomos Ávalon (Riviera Maya)Playa del Carmen
17:00MXN 80
Awaken Your Body at Afrofusion Dance Class — Playa del CarmenDeportivo Mario VillanuevaPlaya del Carmen
17:00–18:30MXN 200
Weekly Spiritual Program by the Sea in Playa del CarmenOasis Maya El Pulmón Verde (Playa del Carmen)Playa del Carmen
18:00MXN 100
19:00MXN 100
19:00–21:00
Join the English-Speaking Toastmasters Club in Playa del CarmenToastmasters Inspiring Speakers (Gonzalo Guerrero)Playa del Carmen
20:00–23:00MXN 100–150
FriOct 16
Time not confirmedMXN 333–444
Time not confirmedMXN 700
Time not confirmed
Celebración de las Mujeres Rurales at Museo Regional de la Costa OrientalMuseo Regional de la Costa OrientalTulum
Time not confirmedUSD 500
200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-RetreatTulum
11:00
Drawing Session at Cafetería 'Somos Crisol' in Playa del CarmenCafetería 'Somos Crisol'Playa del Carmen
17:00–19:00MXN 200
19:00MXN 100–150
SatOct 17
Time not confirmed
Celebración de las Mujeres Rurales at Museo Regional de la Costa OrientalMuseo Regional de la Costa OrientalTulum
Time not confirmedUSD 500
200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-RetreatTulum
08:00MXN 80
Yin Yoga at Deportivo Mario Villanueva – Connect This WeekendDeportivo Mario VillanuevaPlaya del Carmen
08:00
Sanación Aquántica at Cenote Punta Esmeralda: Unique Wellness ExperienceCenote Punta EsmeraldaPlaya del Carmen
10:30–13:30MXN 500
16:00MXN 300
16:00–20:00
20:00MXN 550–950
20:00MXN 250
23:00MXN 150
Early Reflections Showcase at Playa entre Portal Maya y Muelle FiscalPlaya entre Portal Maya y Muelle FiscalPlaya del Carmen
SunOct 18
Time not confirmed
Celebración de las Mujeres Rurales at Museo Regional de la Costa OrientalMuseo Regional de la Costa OrientalTulum
Time not confirmedUSD 500
200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-RetreatTulum
Time not confirmed
07:00
11:00–13:00MXN 300–350
MonOct 19
Time not confirmedUSD 500
200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-RetreatTulum
17:00–18:30MXN 100
Cosmic Tantra Yoga at Oasis Maya El Pulmón VerdeOasis Maya El Pulmón Verde (Playa del Carmen)Playa del Carmen
20:00
Bachata and Social Dance Night at Maui Hostel, Playa del CarmenMaui Hostel (Playa del Carmen)Playa del Carmen
TueOct 20
Time not confirmedUSD 500
200-Hour Yoga Teacher Training & Breathwork Certification at Tulili Eco-RetreatTulili Eco-RetreatTulum
08:00–09:00MXN 50
10:00–11:00MXN 100–300
Underwater Reiki Session in Playa del CarmenSpin & Tonics – Laundry Lounge LibationsPlaya del Carmen
18:30–20:30MXN 200–600
Jugos Teatrales at Tercer Acto Club Creativo - Learn Acting SkillsTercer Acto Club CreativoPlaya del Carmen
19:00–22:00MXN 20–199
SOLD OUTSeven sold out this week before most people heard about them. Ondees members heard first.
Ondees sends you the ones that fit you.This view does not include every result.
Explore the events →What most trips cost you
Never again.
Mexico isn’t the problem. Not knowing anyone here is. That has a price, and every visitor pays it.
Receipt · every trip, every visitorThe tourist tax
Taxi at the tourist pricePAID
A beach day lost to seaweedPAID
The tour-bus cenote at noonPAID
A trip spent second-guessingPAID
Three days lost figuring it outPAID
Coming home with no storiesPAID
Paid without knowing itEvery day
CANCELEDBY ONDEES
Ondees Concierge7 daysUSD 29
One right answer and he’s paid for himself.01 · What it costs you✕Paying the tourist price for a taxi.
FixedOndees tells you what it should cost before you get in.
02 · What it costs you✕Driving an hour to a beach covered in seaweed.
FixedEvery morning: the clearest beach near you.
03 · What it costs you✕The famous cenote at noon, with the tour buses.
FixedThe quiet one, and the hour to go.
04 · What it costs you✕Second-guessing your trip because of a headline back home.
FixedOndees knows the town: where locals eat, how to get around, what’s going on tonight.
05 · What it costs you✕Day three, still figuring out the colectivo.
FixedThe colectivo or the bus: which one, when, and what it costs.
06 · What it costs you✕Flying home and saying “the resort was nice.”
FixedFlying home with stories.
The mathAll six, fixed, for USD 29.
🌮Same price as…one round of street tacos for five friends.
Get the Insider Week · USD 29 →AI that lives in the Riviera Maya
What Ondees learned todayLive
Sargassum-free
Few left
Other AIs live on the internet. Ondees lives here.
✕Doesn’t read the internet
◉Follows the Riviera Maya every hour
↔Cancún to Bacalar
★Knows what isn’t online
✆Texts you on WhatsApp
文Speaks any language
Google · ChatGPT?
TonightToday’s beachReal prices
What Ondees learned todayLiveTulum2mNew taco stand
Akumal9mCalm bay
Holbox16mGlowing water tonight
Bacalar24m6 kayak spots left
Cancún31mFree salsa, 8:30
Playa48mSkip Mamitas today
Without OndeesYou’d have missed all of this.Get Ondees →120,000+things Ondees has found here that no other app knows.Which beach is clear this morning. The free show in the plaza tonight. The pickup game locals play on Saturdays. The taco stand that opened Tuesday. None of it is on Google or ChatGPT, and Ondees sends it to your WhatsApp before you think to ask. Anything you want. I got your back.
One Saturday in TulumTwo Saturdays. Guess which one you’ll remember.Same trip, same money, same questions. The only difference is who you ask.
With Google + ChatGPTWith Ondees
8:00 AM“Which beach is clear this morning?”
GoogleUselessA review from two years ago
ChatGPTUselessIt can’t know
WhyNobody posts beach conditions online. Ondees gets a fresh report every morning.
✕What actually happensYou drive an hour. The beach is covered in seaweed.
Sargassum-freeOndees AIWhatsApp · 7:12 AMParadise Beach in Tulum is clear today. Go before 10 AM, before the crowds.
✓Clear water. Almost nobody there yet.
12:30 PM“Any pickup games around here?”
GoogleUselessA sports club that wants a membership
ChatGPTUselessTry a local park
WhyPickup games live in WhatsApp groups, not on Google.
✕What actually happensYou spend the afternoon by the pool, scrolling.
Pickup gameSat · you + 9 localsBasketballLa Veleta · 5 PM
Free
Ondees AIWhatsApp · 12:34 PMPickup basketball at the court in La Veleta, 5 PM. Locals play every Saturday. Bring water.
✓You play with locals and make friends.
4:00 PM“What’s going on tonight?”
GoogleUselessLast year’s event pages
ChatGPTUselessWhatever it learned before
WhyMexico doesn’t run on Google SEO, Yelp or Angi. Most events only exist on Instagram and WhatsApp. That’s why Ondees exists.
✕What actually happensYou find the Full Moon Party at 10 PM. Sold out. Or you never even hear about it.
Few leftOndees AIWhatsApp · 3:48 PMFull Moon Party in Tulum tonight, 9 PM. Only a few spots left. Want one?
✓Your ticket is on your phone. You’re in.
7:00 PM“Anything free and local tonight?”
GoogleUselessA blog post from 2022
ChatGPTUselessSome general ideas
WhyFree local events almost never make it online.
✕What actually happensDinner at the hotel. Again.
Free tonightLive music in the plazaTulum · 7 PM
Ondees AIWhatsApp · 6:15 PMLive music in Tulum’s main plaza at 7 PM. Free. The whole town goes before the party.
✓You dance with the locals, then head to the party.
Your Saturday without OndeesA seaweed beachAn afternoon scrolling by the poolThe party sold outDinner at the hotel
Your Saturday with Ondees✓A clear beach before 10 AM✓A pickup game with locals✓In at the Full Moon Party✓Dancing in the plaza
Same trip. Same money. Only one of them is a story you tell for years.Get the Insider Week · USD 29 →
What do you get?
The website is free. Concierge is Ondees working for you.
Free websiteYou go looking.
is the beach clear today
Results from 2023…Ondees ConciergeIt comes to you.
7:12 AMParadise Beach is clear. Go now.
3:48 PMFew spots left tonight. Want one?
6:15 PMFree music in the plaza at 7.
Everything on the website, plus a local who works for you all trip.Get the Insider Week · USD 29 →
The FOMO testOnly one of those is a trip.
When they ask, “How was Mexico?”
Without Ondees“The resort was nice.”
With Ondees“We swam in a cenote with no sign, ate tacos at a stand with no name, and danced on a rooftop in Tulum till 2 AM.”
Pick your days
Four more days for five dollars.
Your trip is already counting down. Every day without Ondees is a day spent like a tourist.Everything you getValue
A day-by-day plan for your datesUSD 80
Ondees on WhatsApp, any hour, no limitUSD 120
First word before things sell outUSD 30
Ondees finds anyone you needUSD 30
Total valueUSD 260
Yours todayInsider Week7 days · the last 4 cost USD 5USD 29
✓Ondees’ promiseYour pass lasts 7 days. One payment. No automatic renewal.
This weekend in Tulum: 3 events are already 80% full.Tell Ondees your dates and what you like. Start your WhatsApp conversation.
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La OndaConcierge8:11Verizon
‹Ondees AIonline☏
I’m already in a WhatsApp group with locals.
Keep it! Groups are great for gossip. But you post a question and wait hours for 40 opinions. Ask me and you get one answer in seconds, checked today, just for you.
Can’t I just ask ChatGPT?
ChatGPT doesn’t know which beach is clear this morning or what’s going on tonight. I do.
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